Oh it may sound wicked but the logic is sound
ladder's gone,
I must lie down where
all the ladders start:
In the foul rag and bone shop of the heart.
beautiful and horrible
Bad News for Just About Everyone
- me: depression is a risk factor for Alzheimer's
- meaghano: talk about kicking someone when they're down
- me: i know! "if you developed depression before the age of 60, you were actually 4 times more likely to develop it."*
- meaghano: WHAT
- me: "People with depression often release lots of cortisol because of the stress of their depression, and it is believed that cortisol by itself could cause damage to the vital connections in the brain that are responsible for memory."*
- meaghano: ohh my
- me: o blarggh
- meaghano: I dunno, like then what IS alzheimers? Is it just dementia XTREME? I dunno if its a disease so much as a state of being...thats it, i dont believe in Alzheimers.
- me: no, I think its like the illness you get when your depression eats your brain
- meaghano: ha
- me: like how cheeseburgers make you not hungry, but also make your heart explode
- meaghano: its called Jesus' Revenge
- me: a dick slap from the allmighty
- *Per Dr. Sanjay Gupta
is it sick that I think this is adorable?
The Implicit Association Test (IAT)
Your data suggest little to no automatic preference between self and others. Hells yeah!
Your data suggest moderate automatic preference for White Faces over Black Faces. Damn it! Blargh.
An abandoned biochemistry laboratory in Russia. The last date on a library card is 40 years ago.
this is why we're hot
- Chris: are you going to that pink and yellow party thing?
- Me: I'm not sure
- Chris: i don't think i own any clothing that is pink or yellow.
- Me: just pee on a white t-shirt
- Chris: what if just the pits are yellow?
- Me: sounds like a party to me
Have you seen Kristen Bell in the trailer? No jeans in the world could make her look fat. Her torso looks like Iggy Pop’s.
oats:
YOU DO LOOK FAB IN THOSE JEANS SARAH MARSHALL (via Amit Gupta) … such a great hack.I saw a great hack at the lorimer G stop that said, “you do look GREAT in those jeans”.
this is for making love with a fat man in a cave full of pirate gold
